cowboy boots

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 21:24:45

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, and wears them home walking proudly. He walks into the house and
says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him
over, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
walks back into the room completely naked except the cowboy boots. Again, he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie
looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious,
Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING
DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To which Bessie replies,
"Should a bought a hat."

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 22:26:21

rofl

Post 3 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 0:09:10

hahahahahahah! Good one!

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 17:20:17

hahahahahahhahaha

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 01-Oct-2006 21:12:40

ha ha ha!

Bob